Call me Maria. Ace. A rooted Earthbender. 01/17. Always reading. I want this blog to motivate everyone. Just of blog of my many fandoms. Mostly TMNT, Transformers and Marvel Universe. She Ra!!!!
1: No doxxing, no bullying, no death threats. Such cowardly acts are UNBEFITTING OF THE SKELETON WAR
2: If a wizard casts a spell you must follow it. If they cast “turn undead” you must flee, unless you’re a heckin big boi. If a wizard casts “nuclear fire blast” then you’re dead. If a wizard casts the penis shrinking spell then YOU CAN LAUGH IN THEIR FACE BECAUSE SKELETONS DONT HAVE PENISES
3: If you blaze skeleton war post, link back to this original post with guidelines to OFFICIALLY DRAFT MORE SOULS INTO THE SKELETON WAR
why should I support the skeleton war?
Wouldn’t you rather see tumblr community nonsense instead of corporate brand pandering? Tumblr is one of the last true remnants of the old internet before everything became soulless algorithmic husks. Yeah its cringe sometimes, but its our cringe.
Hosting a social media website is not profitable, so thats why dev teams turn to advertisers, because our information and attention becomes their only product they can sell. If the community can invest in tumblr through blazed posts then we can get more frog elections and crabs and less fake friendly corporate bs.
its after halloween, isnt it a bit late for the sk-
THE SKELETON WAR IS UNBOUND BY YOUR MEAGER MORTAL REVELRIES
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
Reblogging because I’m Irish. And I live in the home of these potatoes. And they are magical.
This is what they look like before midnight. But come that magic hour, when the Potato Fairy (great Queen Solanacea herself) visits them and imbues the worthy ones with her power, they take on the true golden gleam and hue that shows forth their goodness to the world.
Only for the hours between midnight and dawn (or when they cross your dash) may they bend the forces of the world to their finders’ benefit. After that they conceal their virtue under mere vitamin content and their quality as chips. Yet they are always golden at heart.
The 21st Century ritual of the Earth Sandwich, where in two people on opposite sides of the earth place a piece of bread on the ground, creating a sandwich with the entire planet as its contents. Truly, a beautiful ceremony symbolizing the interconnected nature of the modern world.
